I saw you at the roller disco
Your skates had wings and they were made of gold
Your spandex outfit outlined your bad intentions

You were rolling on just one foot
You were the king and that had to be understood
No one could rock a rainbow shirt and mustache quite like you

You did the grapevine on the rink
We did some lines right off the sink
We should have realized
We're not immortalized

We're gonna miss all the good times
Cause we're so focused on what's wrong
Life is short, but it's not over yet
How quickly we seem to forget
Life will pass us by as it drifts away

One, two skip a few
Now you're fat and 52
With four kids who look just like you
And a wife named Bev

What happened to the high life
What happened to your pretty wife
Where is the skater with the long blonde hair?

You drive past the roller-rama
You get filled will old nostalgia
You look in the mirror and all that's left is a cheesy mustache

You did the grapevine on the rink
We did some lines right off the sink
We should have realized
We're not immortalized

We're gonna miss all the good times
Cause we're so focused on what's wrong
Life is short, but it's not over yet
How quickly we seem to forget
Life will pass us by as it drifts away

We're gonna miss all the good times
Cause we're so focused on what's wrong
Life is short, but it's not over yet
How quickly we seem to forget
Life will pass us by as it drifts away